Anywho, my bestie Shafik and I were flying to Vegas and there in front of us was the SkyMall catalog. We knew we were going to be hitting some outlet malls as part of our mini vacay and the shopper in me was on high alert! With my heart palpitating, I flipped through the same catalog for each of our four flights. I was mesmerized. Take these gems below as an example. They were described as Sky Mall Classics. I would like to meet just one of the multitude of folks who have found themselves on a plane, have flipped through the catalog, seen one of these items and then purchased them therefore turning them into a SkyMall Classic.
Behold the Big Foot Garden Yeti. If you own this, I want to talk to you. I want to know when you knew you had to own this piece of art and I want to know where it sits now. You fascinate me.
I know one person who might own the Zombie of Montclaire Moors. Steph likes to be spooked but she's one of a kind and I can't see how volume purchasing of this item has made it a classic.
King Tut's Egyptian Throne sells for $1000 (plus shipping.) Who has this in their house?
Now I am not being fair to SkyMall. The kind folks over there also sell products to help make your life easier, more comfortable, more relaxing.
Head and Eye Massager look so inviting and soothing? I especially like the arch that fits over the skull. Now imagine yourself slipping this on and falling into a Zen like state while you congratulate yourself for the best $200 you ever spent.
I wonder if this Comfort-U Pillow comes with the two red roses? Sigh.
These Men's Ballistic Athletic Shoes are supposed to give your feet great stamina during a workout. That's great but why oh why is there a little sperm like thing along the side of them? The graphic artist who cooked this up didn't make a mistake. They come in black and grey too.
And Ladies, SkyMall didn't forget about you...