First there was this fellow from my childhood who sported a healthy fu manchu in my dream and chased after me with his platinum blonde 'stache.
I also seemed to be running away from this dreamboat who used to occupy our TV after school every Monday to Friday from 4-5pm. (I know that Marianne and Claire would call being chased by this furry specimen a wet dream.)
I think where it all went wrong was when this man starting chasing me. Sorry Geraldo. I am sure you are a kind man with good intentions for the world but you sort of freaked me out and I had to wake up and start my day!
Shout out to all my man friends participating in Movember!
Looking forward to seeing your upper lips on December 1st!